Kitten Tumour

Here is the differences between the genders in a nutshell. Men have this thing and women get to lead them around by it. Yeah.

1. If you owe someone money, always pay them back in a bar. Preferably during happy hour. 2. Always toast before doing a shot. 3. Whoever bu...

So I was in a bar the other evening, when I noticed these two very large ladies with odd British accents. "Hello ladies," says I, ...

For those of you who have lived in Natal, you know how typical this is. They actually have a Curry Cook-off about June/July. It takes up a m...

It's been almost a month since I lasted posted anything on Kitten Tumour, for which my apologies. October 2011 will go down in history a...

This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He asks "What for?" She says "I want to kill my ...

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid. When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time..... I went...

Don't forget to mark your calendars. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked ...

Dave was staring sadly into his pint of beer and sighed heavily. "What's up Dave" asked the landlord, "It's not like...

Two Zimbabweans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Manchester. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift ...

I became confused when I heard the word "Service" used with these institutions: South African Revenue 'Service' South Af...