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This conversation was logged on a South African server about 10 years ago

*** Joins: TRUENO (TRUENO@du-148-223-120-151.prodigy.net.mx)
<TRUENO> Hi
<bobs_bud> morn;
<TRUENO> I from Mexico
<TRUENO> And need diamonts
<TRUENO> Can you help me?
<bobs_bud> mwhahahaahaha
<TRUENO> I can go to za
<TRUENO> I buy diamonts
<Arkangel> heheheh
<bobs_bud> how mouch ?
<TRUENO> 5
<Arkangel> we only sell diamonds by the quarter-ton in this channel
<bobs_bud> lol
<Arkangel> that's 250 kg of raw uncut stones
<TRUENO> Ok
<bobs_bud> R5 1/4 ton
<Arkangel> minimum 5 carat size
<TRUENO> Yes
<bobs_bud> hahahaha
<Arkangel> no, we do it at 45% of market rate, plus a 10% handling fee
<bobs_bud> k
<bobs_bud> cash only
<TRUENO> Sure?
<bobs_bud> up front
<TRUENO> Ye sno problem
<Arkangel> yeah
<TRUENO> Dollars?
<Arkangel> cash in used, non-consecutive US dollars
<bobs_bud> 10's and 20's
<deadpoet> TRUENO, you looking to buy Cocaine too?
<bobs_bud> minimum order of $100000
<TRUENO> Look mi friend
<TRUENO> I am narcotrafic man
<TRUENO> No problem money
<bobs_bud> lol
<TRUENO> I need diamonts NOW!
<TRUENO> Mi cheef need 5 Diamonts in one week
<bobs_bud> whats a narcotrafic man
<Arkangel> ok, we'll have them couriered to your front door
<deadpoet> TRUENO: have yo tried American Swiss? they have an absolutely exquisite range of wedding rings!
<bobs_bud> like a speedcop ?
<bobs_bud> lol @ deadpoet
<TRUENO> I need now
<TRUENO> 5 diamonts
<TRUENO> I need price
<TRUENO> And i go to za
<TRUENO> No problem
<bobs_bud> troo expensive here
*** Quits: TRUENO (Quit: Leaving)
* deadpoet shakes his head
* bobs_bud laughs
*** Joins: qwerty101 (q@ns1.olg.co.za)
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o qwerty101
<qwerty101> morning
<bobs_bud> qwert :)
<deadpoet> qwerty101, looking for diamonts?
<qwerty101> bobs_bud :)
<bobs_bud> lol
<qwerty101> diamonts?
<Arkangel> heheheheh
<deadpoet> ask Arkangel, he's selling
<Arkangel> yeah, for you I make special price

<TRUENO> I am narcotrafic man

Does this mean he wears a cape and has a secret identity?

<bobs_bud> R5 1/4 ton
...
<bobs_bud> minimum order of $100000

bobs_bud drives a hard bargain ... smuggling 20,000 tons of uncut "diamonts" might be a challenge, even for narcotrafic man