Thursday, August 19, 2010

Perfect husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello?"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2010 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$390,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $2,950,000 for it."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $2,800,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $150,000 if it's really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up.
The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

He turns and asks: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"


  1. hello! how are you?
    do you like Chinese food?

  2. Hello yourself 8-)
    Chinese food is great, and I also love Thai. Eastern food is generally pretty healthy if it's cooked right. People have a tendency to overcook the vegetables. They need to stay crisp.
    Also, one must make sure the Chinese are completely fresh, else the whole meal will be spoilt 8-)