Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha marinder of botl of prozic and Valum pscriptins, the res of the Chesescke and a chox of bocolets.
Yu haf no idr who freakin gud I fel.
Preas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
Thanks to Gerallt for this one.
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