Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Blonde driver

A blonde has just gotten a new sports car and is out for a drive when she accidentally cuts off a large truck. The driver's outraged and eventually he's able to make her pull over.
He gets out of his truck and pulls a piece of chalk from his pocket. He draws a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commands the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then goes to her car and cuts up her leather seats.
When he turns around she has a slight grin on her face, so he says, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"
He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.
When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.
Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.
Now she's laughing.
The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asks the blonde.
She replies, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
Thanks to Gerallt for this one.

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