Friday, October 15, 2010

Dry humour

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do?"
"Let's have a look at him." says the vet.
So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes.
Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" asks the man.
"No, because he's really heavy," says the vet.

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