Thursday, December 16, 2010

Blonde revenge

A blonde is serving breakfast at a truck stop cafe. 
A trucker comes in and places his order. He says, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, goes to the kitchen and says to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook says. "Three flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" says the blonde. She thinks about it for a moment and then spoons up a bowl of beans and takes it out to the customer.
The trucker asks, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replies, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"

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