Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Your place is in the home

Why Females Should Avoid A Girls Night Out After They Are Married

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.  (Even when totally smashed, 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos: MIDNIGHT!) 
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT". He didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said "We need a new cuckoo clock."  When I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted."

Thanks to Gerallt for this one.

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