Sunday, February 6, 2011

Spot the difference

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Hunting flies," he responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell them apart?"
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

Thanks to Gerallt for this one.

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