Monday, March 28, 2011

Blonde innovation

So this blonde brings a friend home after a night of clubbing, and shows her around her new apartment. When they get to the bedroom, her friend looks at the huge gong over the bed and asks, "What's that for?"
Says the blonde, "That's for checking the time."
Her friend says, "Checking the time? How do you check the time with a gong?"
"Watch." She picks up the mallet and hits the gong with all her strength, producing an ear-splitting BONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!! that rattles the windows and shakes the walls.
A voice on the other side of the wall screams at the top of its lungs "You stupid bitch! It's half past three in the fucking morning!"

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