Psychiatric Christmas Carols

Now that the silly season is safely over, here's a selection of holiday hits:

Schizophrenia -- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality -- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia -- I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic -- Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

Mania -- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and... or
Deck the Halls and Spare No Expenses

Borderline Personality -- Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire

Paranoia -- Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me

Personality Disorder -- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry.
I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll Tell You Why

Depression -- Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia. All is Calm, All is Pretty Lonely

Obsessive Compulsive -- Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...

Passive Aggressive -- On the First Day of Christmas My Mother
Gave to Me...
(And Then Took it All Away)

From Gerallt.