... but you can laugh at it.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but just don't start anything."
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food in here."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man complains, "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That's the Tom Jones Syndrome," explains the doc.
"Is it common?" asks the man.
"It's not unusual," says the doc.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
I went to the butcher's and wanted to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but just don't start anything."
A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food in here."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
A man complains, "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That's the Tom Jones Syndrome," explains the doc.
"Is it common?" asks the man.
"It's not unusual," says the doc.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
I went to the butcher's and wanted to bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
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