Tuesday, April 26, 2011

She said he said

He said to her, "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
She said to him, "You wear pants don't you?"
He said to her, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?"
She said to him, "That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart."
He said to her, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
She said to him, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"
He said to her, "Why don't women blink during foreplay?"
She said to him, "They don't have time."
He said to her, "How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?"
She said to him, "I don't know; it has never happened."
He said to her, "Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?"
She said to him, "They already have boyfriends."
He said to her.What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?"
She said to him, "A widow."
He said to her, "Why are married women heavier than single women?"
She said to him, "Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge."

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