Sunday, April 3, 2011

Why didn't you just say so?

A cop pulls over a taxi.
The cop says, "License please."
The taxi driver says, "What for?"
Cop: "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Taxi driver: "I slowed down. No one was coming."
Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License please."
Taxi driver: "What's the difference?"
Cop: "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License please!"
Taxi driver: "Heish ..... if you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and no ticket."
Cop says: "Exit your vehicle, sir."
The taxi driver gets out of his taxi, whereupon the cop takes out his truncheon and starts beating the crap out of the taxi driver. Over the screaming and yelling he shouts: "You want me to stop or just slow down?"
From Blom.

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