A stark-naked drunken woman jumps into a vacant New York City cab. The Indian driver is immediately beside himself and just keeps on staring at the woman. He makes no attempt to start the car.
"What's wrong with you sunshine, haven't you ever seen a naked white woman before?"
"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper, where I am coming from."
"Well if you're not bloody staring at me, what are you doing then?"
"Well, I am telling you, I am thinking to myself, where is this lady keeping the money to be paying me with!"