Tuesday, May 24, 2011

I knew that

A group of bikers were riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he doesn't want to appear insensitive, he doesn't want to miss an opportunity, he asks "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So she does and it's a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you're wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

From Blom.

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