Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Molly the Camel

A new Army Captain was assigned to a remote post in the Afghan Desert. During his first inspection he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there.
The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. Sometimes the men have urges. That's why we have Molly The Camel.'
The Captain said, 'I can't say that I condone this, but I can understand about the "urges", so the camel can stay.'
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own 'urges'. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stood on the ladder, pulled his pants down and had wild and insane sex with the camel.
When he was done, he asked the Sergeant, 'Is that how the men do it?'

 'No sir. They usually just ride the camel into town. That's where the girls are.'

From Blom.

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