Tuesday, July 26, 2011

The man has talent

There was a bar with a sign that read PIANIST WANTED. A guy walks in there and says, "I'm here for the pianist job." 
The owner says "Well, play us a tune and if you're good enough then you've got the job." 
The guy sits down and plays a song that nearly puts the owner in tears.
"What a great song! What's it called?" the manager asks.
"It's called, The Dog With Two Dicks and My Wife's Doin’ My Brother!"
"Um, that's strange, but play us one more tune."
The man plays another tune and this time the manager breaks down in tears.
"What do you call that song?" he asks, weeping. 
"The Frog Takin’ A Shit and The Camel With Three Humps!" he replies.
The manager told him that he had the job on one condition: he must not tell the customers the names of the songs he is playing. He started playing that night. After every song he would get a standing ovation.
After a couple of hours he stood up and said "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to take a quick break and I will return in a few moments." So he ducked into the toilets to take a slash.
On his way out a man passing said, "Hey, do you know your zip's undone and your cock’s hangin’ out?"
"Know it? I wrote it!"

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