Wednesday, July 13, 2011


A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquires.
"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaims, then he thinks for a moment.
"You know," he says, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying ... that phrase ... in no time."
"Thank you,' the woman responds, "This may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brings her female parrots to the priest's house.
As he ushers her in, she sees that his two male parrots are inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walks over and places her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cry out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There's a stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims
"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"

From Blom.

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