Two blondes

So this blonde is driving along a country road, when she spots another blonde sitting in a rowboat out in an open field. She screeches to a halt and sits there staring at the other blonde, who is busily rowing away and getting absolutely nowhere fast. The blonde in the car sticks her head out the window and starts shouting at the one in the rowboat:
"You're such an idiot! It's idiots like you that give blondes a bad name! If I could swim, I'd come over there and KICK YOUR ASS!"