Thursday, August 11, 2011

Chinese sick leave

Hung Chow calls his work and says, "Hey, I no come wok today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come wok."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel great. I be at wok soon. You got nice house!"

From Gerallt.

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