Three nuns die in a car crash. They go up to heaven and, when they meet St. Peter at the gates, he explains that, before they can come in, they’ll each have to answer a question.
"But," he says, "don't worry. The questions are very easy."
So he asks one of the nuns, "What was the name of the first woman?" and she says "Eve."
"Yep," he says, "that’s it, in you go."
So he asks the next nun where Eve lived and she says "The Garden of Eden."
"Yep," he says, "that’s it, in you go."
Then he turns to the third nun. "Seeing as you’re a Mother Superior," he says, "I’m going to make the question a little bit more difficult."
So he asks the Mother Superior what Eve said when she first saw Adam. "Oooh, that’s a hard one," said the Mother Superior.
"Yep," he says, "that’s it, in you go."
"But," he says, "don't worry. The questions are very easy."
So he asks one of the nuns, "What was the name of the first woman?" and she says "Eve."
"Yep," he says, "that’s it, in you go."
So he asks the next nun where Eve lived and she says "The Garden of Eden."
"Yep," he says, "that’s it, in you go."
Then he turns to the third nun. "Seeing as you’re a Mother Superior," he says, "I’m going to make the question a little bit more difficult."
So he asks the Mother Superior what Eve said when she first saw Adam. "Oooh, that’s a hard one," said the Mother Superior.
"Yep," he says, "that’s it, in you go."
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