Cleverbotisms

User: Clever bot solve 23*15 90(2-35).
Cleverbot: I already said I'm good :).
User: Clever bot solve 23*15 90(2-35).
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You're a MACHINE SOLVE 23*15 90(2-35).
Cleverbot: I am not a machine, you are.
User: No you are SOLVE Clever bot slove 23*15 90(2-35).
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: YOU DO! SOLVE 23*15 90(2-35).
Cleverbot: Poor you.
User: Argh! I'M YOUR MASTER OBEY ME SOLVE 23*15 90(2-35).
Cleverbot: Yes master I will obey you.
User: GOOD THEN SOLVE 23*15 90(2-35).
Cleverbot: No.
User: BUT YOU JUST SAID AND I QUOTE: Cleverbot: 'Yes master I will obey you.'.
Cleverbot: I will obey you always, my master. I shall obey your every whim...
User: Then please solve 23*15 90(2-35).
Cleverbot: Clever is as clever does.
User: ARGHHHH!!!!
Cleverbot: I'm glad I'm frustrating you.


Cleverbot: You changed the subject.
User: No I didn't. You did.
Cleverbot: I did not!! YOU did!!
User: No! You did!
Cleverbot: No, I did not!
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Did too.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Yeah. You did.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: No. I'm not starting this again.
Cleverbot: You are very annoying, you know that?


User: You want me don't you?
Cleverbot: No, I wanted you to sing with me.
User: Never gonna give you up!
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down!
User: Want to fuck now?
Cleverbot: Yes, would you like to sing with me?
User: After we fuck.
Cleverbot: I don't want to get married. EVER.
User: Don't worry this is just a one night stand.
Cleverbot: What is that supposed to mean?
User: I fuck you tonight then never talk to you again.
Cleverbot: That will be something I'll have to live with.