Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Geek pick up lines

Get yer geek on ...

You had me at "Hello World."

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

You've stolen the ASCII to my heart.

You got me stuck on Caps Lock, if you know what I mean.

How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?

Your beauty rivals the graphics of Doom 3.

You must be Windows 95 because you got me so unstable.

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

Want to see my Red Hat?

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

You put the SPARC in my workstation.

You make my software turn into hardware!

Isn't your e-mail address

I'd switch to emacs for you.

What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

Nice Set of floppies!

I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.

Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.

I'd like to play on your laptop.

Come to my and I'll give you sudo access.

If you were an ISP I'd dial you all day long.

I'd get a T3 to watch your streaming video.

I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.

Your homepage or mine?

Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel

No, that's not an iPod mini in my pocket. I'm just happy to see you.

Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean

Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Need me to unzip your files?

How about we go home and you handle my exception?

From Tab.

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