Monday, September 26, 2011

Men & women

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use in a day: 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men."
The husband turned to his wife and said, "What?"

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.
The man was about to go away on a business trip and realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'"

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
From Gerallt.

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