Tuesday, May 6, 2014

So I was in a bar the other evening, when I noticed these two very large ladies with odd British accents.
"Hello ladies," says I, "Are you two ladies from Scotland?"

"Wales, you idiot! It's WALES!" says one of them.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry! Are you two whales from Scotland?"
I should be out of traction in six months.

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