Female bumper stickers

# SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.
# GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.
# COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.
# DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.
# I'M OUT OF OESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.
# WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.
# OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
# DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
# ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.
# HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?
# DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
# IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

From Gerallt.