Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Winos and Wineries

In an winery the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.
They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."
"That's correct," said the boss.
Another glass.
"It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary to suggest something. She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, pregnant in the third month. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

From Ruan.

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